Feline Folklore - Part II ~ Pawprints and Purrs

Through the years, we've used the following as taglines on our personal correspondence to others:

It's 11:00pm ... do you know what your cats are shredding?

It's the cat's house; I just pay the rent.

Mice Crispies: breakfast of champion cats!

Must Go - My attack cat needs his claws filed.

Never trust a smiling cat.

Never try to out stubborn a cat.

PURR if you love cats.

Purring ... the sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

The cat is domestic only as far as it suits its own ends.

The cat that ate the ball of yarn ... had mittens!

The Cat, ethereal music wreathed in mystery.

The mice may have the right but the cat has the claws.

The more people I meet, the more I like my cat!

The moving cat sheds, and having shed, moves on.

To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking."

To the old cat, the tender mouse.

Two cats are a circus, three a coup, six a revolution.

Typos? Blame my cat.

You're not a real person until you're ignored by a cat.

Managing software engineers is like herding cats.

Catscan - a hi-tech device for examining cats.

My cat has 9 lives, but my frog croaks daily!

People don't own cats, cats own people.

I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.

ERROR! KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE driver!

Everything I need to know, I learned from my cat.

Felicity: A town inhabited by happy cats.

Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.

How come our cats runs the house but pays no bills?

Humans: Creatures subservient to cats.

I am in total control, but don't tell my cat.

I fed some lemon to my cat and now I have a sour puss.

I have a watch cat! Just break in and she'll watch.

I understand cats ... men are the mystery!

I'm busier than a cat in a Litter Box!!!

I'm the boss. My cat said so!!

If you underestimate protocol, you've never had a cat.

If you would know a man, observe how your cat treats him.

In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.

It took my cat a month to fully train me.

Pursuit: The cat's pajamas.

If cats and dogs can live together why can't men and women?

My dog thinks he's human ... my cat thinks he's God!

"Peeping Tom" - A perverted cat on stilts.

A cat is the universe's way of showing us perfection.

A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.

A cat would be man's best friend, but never stoops to it.

A cat, the only self-cleaning appliance in the house.

Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.

Cat + unattended keyboard = garbage all over screen.

CAT ADVICE: Take some time to eat the flowers.

Cat ate cheese and waited by mousehole with baited breath.

Cat Game #6: Fit into the smallest space available.

Cat Problem: "Here kitty kitty!" gets annoying.

Cat Problem: Lee Press-Ons won't cut meat.

CAT RULE #4: Reserve hairballs for shag carpets.

Cat Sleeping On Shoulder? That's The Only Way To Wear Fur!!

Cat's aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!

Catastrophe: An award for the cat with the nicest buns.

Catholic (n.) - a cat with a drinking problem.

Cats are easier to train than kids!

Cats know how we feel. They don't care, but they know.

Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad.

Cats. Earth's most purrfect lifeform.

Cats: God's way of telling you your furniture is too nice.

Catskill Mountains: The land of dead mice.

Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1.

Do Cheshire cats drink evaporated milk?

Does a radioactive cat have 18 halflives?

Cat: a lovely purrson, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf.

Dogs think they're human. Cats know they are.

I've had trouble with my mouse running under the desk when I say "Meow."

Every dog has his day, but the nights belong to us cats!

Dogs think they're human. Cats know they are.

Cats are room-mates. Dogs are kids.

Cats are companions. Dogs are slaves.

Cat \kat'\ n. 1: A dog with an attitude problem.

A dog is a dog, but a cat is a purrson!

Dogs come when called ... cats have answering machines.

It's always darkest before you step on the cat.

"MEOW" ... SPLAT ... "RUFF" ... SPLAT ... (raining cats and dogs)

I have my cats' permission to use the computer!

Ever wonder??? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Cat Rule #94 ... Soap is for stealing!

Death to fleas that prey upon the lifeblood of my cats!

#@$ffwe99fjaljk ... Hey! Get that cat off the keyboard!

Cats are neat! The rest of the place is a mess!!

Door: Something a cat wants to be on the other side of.

Who knows the mind of a cat?

Life + cat(s) = :)